Pet Girls of Suburbia (sample)

Vince loves Sylvia, and Sylvia loves Vince almost as much as she loves sadistic lesbian sex. So it makes sense that they buy a new house together. To Sylvia, a new house means new furniture. To Vince, new furniture means only one thing - Swedish Hell. Luckily for him, they bump into Marissa the dog groomer while shopping and Sylvia decides that she'd rather get Bello the dog groomed than shop for a sofa. But Marissa isn't just any old dog groomer, and the dog show… (mehr)

Vince loves Sylvia, and Sylvia loves Vince almost as much as she loves sadistic lesbian sex. So it makes sense that they buy a new house together. To Sylvia, a new house means new furniture. To Vince, new furniture means only one thing - Swedish Hell. Luckily for him, they bump into Marissa the dog groomer while shopping and Sylvia decides that she'd rather get Bello the dog groomed than shop for a sofa. But Marissa isn't just any old dog groomer, and the dog show she wants to take Sylvia to isn't for the likes of Bello.

The third and final installment of Confessions of a Dog Hater.